Ode to Aldi

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways,

Your 5 short isles simply amaze.

From the sweet caramel and European candy at entry,

To the accommodating workers whom form the gentry.

I cannot say enough about the great prices and deals,

The middle aisle of joy with toys and random steals.

I just can’t imagine going back to a town without Aldi.

I’d be stressed out, broke, and cry very loudly.

Thank you, big little store,

for the open sliding door.

You’re worth all the work, and you’re worth all the bagging,

But that quarter for a cart is still a little nagging